pochowek:

fallout 4 character: You have to help me! Radiated toys attacked my home?
me: what? toys? hope theres a dialogue option for that
fallout 4 dialogue options:

↓

 YES,

→

 NO,

←

 SARCASTIC,

↑

 TOYS?
me: (picks “toys?”)
my character: What the fuck are you talking about? What fucking toys? I’ll kill you unless you tell me how the toys can help me find my stupid son

eva-420:

tom nook gave us 0 down payment 0% interest home loans in the worst housing recession in american history and people still call him a crook, i cannot abide by this