im so pissed that they looked at a 50 y/o man today and was like “ok this is how we’ll model a man who’s 50 y/o in 2038” instead of looking at someone our age and going “holy fuck how are these bastards going to act at 50”
he wouldv been 600% hornier for androids if they did this right
just so everyone knows i DID get rheumatoid arthritis typing all this and i WILL die in 7 days, thank you and may god forgive me and @kassasaurus-rex
wired: connor is ridiculously heavy because he is a robot filled with complicated machinery. cyberlife try and make their androids as like humans as possible but with one as advanced as connor he’s gonna be quite dense (for example bostons bigdog is only 1m tall but weighs 240lbs). humans get into fights with connor thinking they’re going to be able to pick his twinky ass up but ya boy fuckin. heavy. hank can only just lift him (i put this in bcos yes i know hank canonically lifts connor in game he’s just v strong okay let us have fun).
Rabid Caged is a shitheead with that 1. awfully handled lgbt rep (kill your gays v.s. all androids are fluid so its not gay) 2. typical straight man misogyny 3. blatant holocaust imagery 4. direct allusions to real life slavery/racism being applied to fucking fictional robots 5. ALSO anti-immigrant views in his Badly Writed Game. like a 5 for $5 meal of steaming hot fuckshit.
anyway i hate him so here’s some redesigns of the uniforms to make them at least a bit less terrible. see how easy that was!!! should have left the original concept designs as they were, instead of slapping shitty warped social commentary symbolism on a jacket and calling it a day
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