olimar:

i joined a quickplay game and a dude playing as junkrat with hayseed’s skin goes “is anyone else drinkin water right now” and i went “i’m drinkin coke” and he goes “what kinda coke, coke zero, diet coke, what” and i went “just coke” and he goes “a classic… an original… i can dig it. let’s hold down this point bitches”