Tag: story time

olimar:

i joined a quickplay game and a dude playing as junkrat with hayseed’s skin goes “is anyone else drinkin water right now” and i went “i’m drinkin coke” and he goes “what kinda coke, coke zero, diet coke, what” and i went “just coke” and he goes “a classic… an original… i can dig it. let’s hold down this point bitches”

zenyattayes:

“Tell me your thoughts, my friend,” I say to Bastion.

They tell me their thoughts.

D.Va’s meka is the largest, fattest flamingo they have ever seen.

They would like to know how long it will take until Ganymede is as tall and beautiful as Mercy.

Torbjorn needs to stop leaving his young unattended in strange places; this is why they die so often. They also want to know who the father is.

They also like Hanzo’s tail feathers, which I can only assume means his hair ribbon.

As it turns out, Bastion thinks anyone who is not an Omnic is just a very large, strange bird.

ive befriended a russian reinhardt main in overwatch

hermionetwin:

ubercharge:

baku:

baku:

baku:

we’ve won 6 comp games in a row and i feel like im going to be chasing this high for the rest of my life

he speaks very little english but we get by

tonight may have been the highest point in my life. we proceeded to win 9 comp games in a row, before losing one. i’ll never forget you, you ruskie rein. i have only one photo of us together

sleep well, moahbinopk. sleep well.

this is what online gaming was meant for

I… I must inform. This man’s name is “Fashionable Orc”.